If you're not playing Candy Crush, you know someone who is.  It's already taken over smartphones everywhere.  Now it's moving on to straight-up world conquest.

Candy Crush Saga is trying to claim all use of the word 'candy' in video games and clothing (clothing?).  That's right, CLAIMING THEY OWN THE WORD "CANDY".  

How can they claim to own 'candy'?  They didn't invent candy.  They didn't even invent candy IN GAMES:

BACK TO THE MATTSPACE!!!