Man or woman, black or white, Republican or Democrat, we all have one thing in common - EMBARRASSING PROM PHOTOS.  (I, personally, wore a tie that looked like a piano keyboard)  Not even the PREZ HIMSELF is immune. TIME magazine has unearthed the 1979 prom photos for President Obama:

NICE HAIR, Mr. President!!!  And nice, um, leaf vines? Must be a Hawaiian thing.  Here's another pic, where the Prez is caught with a wandering eye:

Hey!  I know the one in the middle is looking good with her 27 pearl necklaces and all, but your date is on the RIGHT, and I can already tell she doesn't appreciate it.  

BACK TO THE MATTSPACE!!!