There will be tears at Jean Oddi's funeral, but a good portion of them will be of laughter. The 91-year-old from Ohio passed away and in her honor, her daughter and granddaughter wrote one hell of an obituary.
Jean's daughter, Casey Oddi Clark, says her mom was a blunt woman who lived unapologetically and when it came time to pen her obit, she and her daughter Melissa kept that in mind.
"I was born. I lived. I died. I hate to admit it, but evidently I died. I guess, after all these years, God finally figured out where to put me," part of the announcement reads. "I'm leaving behind a hell of a lot of stuff Casey and Melissa will have to get rid of. So, if you're looking for random crap, you should wait the appropriate amount of time and get in touch with them."
There are plenty of curses and one liners scattered around the obituary to show off Jean's self-proclaimed "doctorate in Bitchology." What's more, there's going to be an after party following a memorial service that according to Casey will have "White Castles, pizza, Krispy Kreme doughnuts and booze." What a way to go!
Source: The Columbus Dispatch