Woman Leaves Behind Sassy Obituary

There will be tears at Jean Oddi's  funeral, but a good portion of them will be of laughter. The  91-year-old from Ohio passed away and in her honor, her daughter and  granddaughter wrote one hell of an obituary. 

Jean's daughter, Casey Oddi Clark,  says her mom was a blunt woman who lived unapologetically and when it  came time to pen her obit, she and her daughter Melissa kept that in  mind. 

"I was born. I lived. I died. I hate  to admit it, but evidently I died. I guess, after all these years, God  finally figured out where to put me," part of the announcement reads. "I'm  leaving behind a hell of a lot of stuff Casey and Melissa will have to  get rid of. So, if you're looking for random crap, you should wait the  appropriate amount of time and get in touch with them." 

There are plenty of curses and one liners  scattered around the obituary to show off Jean's self-proclaimed  "doctorate in Bitchology." What's more, there's going to be an after  party following a memorial service that according to Casey will have  "White Castles, pizza, Krispy Kreme doughnuts and booze." What a way to go! 

Source: The Columbus Dispatch

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