Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man, you really look tired..”His buddy says, “Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants make love all the time, three, four, even six times a night, every night. She wakes me up at all hours. I just don't know what to do.”
A fellow about 65, sitting a couple of stools down overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says
“Marry her. That'll put a stop to that nonsense.”