Joke of the Day 12-14-17

Little Johny asks his dad the difference between theory and reality.

Dad says: Go ask your mother if she would sleep with anyone for a million dollars. Johny runs off and asks his mom and comes back. “She said yes!” 

Dad says: Now go ask your sister. Johny comes back and says “She said yes!”

Dad tells Johny: In theory we have 2 million dollars.

In reality we live with two whores.

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