Joke of the Day 5-1-18

A married couple are driving down a highway

They are driving at 55 miles per hour when the wife looks to her husband, who is driving, and says she wants a divorce. The husband says nothing, but speeds up to 60 mph.

Surprised at how well he is taking it, she decides to tell him that she has been having an affair with his best friend, and says ‘he is a better lover than you’. Again, he says nothing, but speeds up to 65 mph, and so the Wife decides to make more demand.

‘I want the house’. 75 mph.

‘I want the kids’. 80 mph.

‘I want the bank details’. 85 mph.

Shocked at how well he seems to be taking it, she decides to ask him what he wants.

‘I’ve got everything I need already’, he responds.

‘What’s that?’

‘The airbag.’

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