I dropped my knife and cut off a toe
After the surgery to reattach it, the doctor comes in.
Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.
Me: Tell me the bad news first doc.
Doctor: The bad news is they mistook a piece of candy for your toe
.Me: No way. Whats the good news?
Doctor: The good news is the surgery was successful
.Me: What are you trying to say?
Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.