Joke of the Day 5-11-18

I dropped my knife and cut off a toe

After the surgery to reattach it, the doctor comes in.

Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.

Me: Tell me the bad news first doc.

Doctor: The bad news is they mistook a piece of candy for your toe

.Me: No way. Whats the good news?

Doctor: The good news is the surgery was successful

.Me: What are you trying to say?

Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.

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